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Headcanon that .JMJ error means the girls are fighting in there
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From Spider-Man: The Venom Agenda
#venom#venom comics#marvel#marvel comics#spider man comics#spider man the venom agenda#the venom agenda#venom-ass-daily#this is the one where he tries to kill J Jonah Jameson and Spider Man has a cold and then Venom gets amnesia#because of course he does lol
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objectively jonah is like way more successful than dan and isn’t that nuts ? like dan egan: cold, scheming, conniving, ruthless, pretty boy, who we see spend almost every waking hour devoted to his personal brand and his contacts and his career, against jonah whose as subtle as a shotgun blast to the face and no-one likes him. no matter how many times dan outplays him throughout the show, jonah always managed to claw his way back into power. like ryantology ?? fucking running for congress ???? WINNING ????????
#dan egan is playing chess against a canadian goose and losing#like girl get up JONAH RYAN is kicking ur ass rn omg#jonah probably does way more epic stuff too but i didn’t watch past s5 godblwss u_u#veeposting#veep#jonah ryan#dan egan
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Jimmy Magma? What are you doing in my gay computer romance??
#that queer computer has no room for your crusty ass#get out#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp augustus#jonah magnus#jimmy magma
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sorry to say but spider-man 100% would be trying to find the shooter.¹
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¹ literally any interaction peter has with cardiac
#you know not to be a fandom freak about it but#look I love that horrible man but he only has class consciousness when his aunt beats it into his lib ass skull every now and again#jonah boldly taking a hardline pro political-economic assassination line when spidey somehow gets clocked scoping out places of interest
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also while im on it i dont care how magic a character is not everyone needs to have colored eyes. its like. fine to give people dark brown/ black eyes even if theyre "magical" or some shit.
#like i get it but#idk this is a problem i have with magnus fans mostly#like outside of the fact that i dont like giving poc characters european features for no fucking reason#the whole point of it is that you CANT tell that hes Fucked Up just by looking at him#and mfs are out here like :) actually he has neon green eyes#FREE ME. sorry.#only character i accept as having weird eyss is elias#bc . look at him. or jonah i guess cuz its his eyes but#elias is supposed to have a creepy ass stare.#and anyway point is i feel like you can have that with jon but iirc he doesnt have the same powers as elias?its a different kind of eye shi#OH yeah. u can have that with jon too without needing to make him have colored eyes. idk i dont really care i dont actually interact#with magnus fandom outside of elias shit anymore generally#i think the point i was trying to make earlier was it makes sense for elias to have his creepy grey eyes because he SEES like actually sees#and jons (I AM LIKELY VERY WRONG. I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TMA) jons whole thing is knowing shit. yk.#feel free to correct me if you think im wrong or if i dont understand/ am misremembering canon here
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Me seeing someone with a cool name: oooooo, what if
Another part of my brain: no. we spent enough time getting to Jonah. we’re not doing it again
#occasionally I get the urge to just hoard names#I think it would be neat#but also like how would I even tell people that#like here’s a list of random ass names that I think sound kind of cool don’t even know if I like them for myself yet#also sometimes it’s a name that’s typically a girls name and if I went hey I kind of like this name I feel like I would end up getting#misgendered and I don’t want to deal with that#it’s so funny because I’ve always wanted to change my name and I wonder how much of that was trans stuff and how much was I just like other#names#like honestly there are points where boneworms feels like more of my name than Jonah#whatever that says about me#I think I got off the point but whatever it’s almost two am#j rambles#coming back to this to rant more in the tags#so like the current names I’m rotating in my head are Silas (not my favorite of the three and I already have a character named this but#still it’s cool) also Sylvester specifically to be called the nickname syl#and nova which I know is a more feminine name but also presenting masculinly with a feminine name would be very gender#love having a weird gender but I feel like other people would be weird about it in a bad way#it’s not like a don’t like Jonah but I think I’ve gotten too used to it if that makes sense#like yeah it’s my name but it’s not as fun anymore#I’m back again#silver is also a cool name#I should really go to bed instead of just adding to the notes of this post#wait wait wait wait#sylver#okay I’m done now#probably
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Where tf do all the avatars get their money from? Like I can’t imagine being a vessel of an eldritch god necessarily pays well. Do the entities just throw darts at a board of wealthy families or something??
#the magnus archives#tma podcast#like Mike crew and his fucking books#and Simon Fairchild funding all these goddamn expeditions#ofc we can’t forget about Peter Lukas but at least that one kinda makes sense#also where did Jonah Magnus get the money to make a whole ass institute#do the entities just have like a money cheat code?#where does salesa get his shit? does he make them haunted or does he have an infinite money glitch to buy them that way#magnuspod#tma
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[you are standing between two mirrors]
#changing his palette to fingerkings green is so fucking funny because I'm looking at him and just#*points at green coded victorian character* jonah magnus looking ass motherfucker#I SWEAR i made the character before getting into tma I just made a generic villain looking guy and this was the result#fallen london#fallen london art#fallen london oc#hiram hargrave#oc art#my art#original character art#i want to redraw these again to improve the details sooner or later but for now I'm satisfied with the concept
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Don’t date a bad bitch if you can’t handle one
#Jonah hill#Keke Palmer#keke#please dump his ass!#just because you are a mother doesn’t mean you can’t dress sexy#and no one should be with someone who thinks they can judge and dictate how you dress#and shame you online#keke palmer#twitter#pls dump him#the fact he didn’t do it in private if he had a problem is a 🚩#also the fact that he expects her to do what meets HIS standards for HIS reputation#View post#dump his ass#i've met people who think once you're in a relationship you aren't allowed to show off your body anymore#what kind of bullshit is that#my thoughts exactly#get his money up and not his funny up AHAHAHAHAHAHA#either way they are all in the wrong the deeper you go into this story#it's bad on all fronts and i feel sorry for no one#honestly you're keke fuckin palmer you don't gotta take this from NOBODY#DUMP THIS BUM#WHO EVEN IS DARIUS DAULTON#He should kill himself#if you cant handle a bad bitch DONT DATE THEM
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going feral over “shit that isn’t even remotely canon and will likely never be confirmed as such” again (barnabas bennett being an almost-anchor to jonah that jonah willingly threw away)
#these tags are filled with nonsense so please don't look at them i beg#like for your own good#I'M ON MY MAG 92 VS MAG 159 BULLSHIT AGAIN#I CAN'T GET OVER HOW SIMILAR THE SCENARIOS ARE#There's a Lonely guy that is in a scenario that sucks shit because he pissed of a Lukas and now his only hope is his close friend that-#-is an Avatar of the Eye#the only difference is in one scenario the Eye guy wants to embrace the Entities and keeps him the Lonely to observe#and the other the Eye guy is so UNWILLING to part with his humanity and part of that is being unwilling to part with that Lonely guy#or like. literally any other person if he can do something at it#if by do something at it means 'throwing himself at it'#Is it a hot take that Jon and Jonah are pretty similar? it feels like a cold take#Eye guys and all#but I think the main difference exactly that humanity thing and putting yourself before others vs others before yourself#like jonah whole deal is he wants immortality and to do that he wants to stop people fucking him over#to do that he fucks them over first#if he has a problem he's most likely to throw something else at it which is why it's so rare to see him do anything#like gertrude and leitner are big deals because he actually got off his ass and killed them himself#meanwhile jon. fucking JOn is like 'I'm going to throw myself at the problem and you can't stop me'#like he'll use himself as a meatshield first and that's not. a good thing#i don't want to make it sound like putting others over himself as always a good thing#because sometimes there are way to stop problems without fucking yourself OVER jon#it's so bad#anyway what was i saying again#oh yes jon and elias being similar but also opposites via the themes of love and how you value people-#-is pretty cool i think which fits their position of protagonist and antagonist#since like. imo one of the big themes of the show is love and human connection and how important it is to have them#like the show emphasizes anchors a LOT and shows human connections literally warding off the entities. like the big bads.#makes sense imo that that's the big place they differ#like literally anime power of friendship but instead of conquering all it just helps#yadda yadda love didn't save them but it made things better or something
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TMAP 23 SPOILERS////
i've been saying for weeksss gwen and alice are the only people who can match each other's freak!!
#rant in tags lolll#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers#ALSO. lena knows damn well that alice didnt give him that paperwork 🤨 i wonder if there's a reason she can't tell him to stop#but yeah alice and gwen are both so overbearing that it's actually cathartic for me to see them link up like this. can they kiss next#you know it's bad when serial truth ignorer alice dyer is like oh i believe you 100% and also it's worse than you thought#also again what is gwen's problem. why did you push yourself to this point girl#do you think jon and martin are torturing her ass with a mr. bonzo themed caseload#sam getting his 100th doppleganger case of the week: i'm sure this means nothing#i'm so curious about what basira is up to#celia yawning.... girl i know you woke up in scotland or some shit this morning#hey. have jon and martin been stuck in windows NT for 20 fucking years#would that mean jonah magnus has also been stuck for 20 years#so he wouldnt have had the chance to do anything to elias.... so why is gwen doing this to herself#wouldn't it be so funny if elias bouchard was [ERROR]. haha just kidding
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Ghost au fun facts...
-sarah and eve live together, Sarah moved in with her after everything got fucked up
-adam has to fight so hard to stop mark/cesar changing the bodies form (they do it out of spite)
-only adam feels the pain from his form changing
-jonah once got possessed by cesar, but after ces realised jonah runs off weed and energy drinks he went back to adams body
-when adams "switching" from ghost to adam or smth it very much looks like hes having a seizure, jonah has panic called an ambulance multiple times
#thats it. this will get like 1 like cus my reach is ass but#jonah marshall#adam murray#sarah heathcliff#evelin miller#tmc ghost au
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trying to caption an photoset that makes me go nuts about The Lore but also trying to not make a wall of text no one cares abt
#no its not the orchid set i have terrible adhd and im still mad at tumblr for signing me out as i was formatting that post#its the thursday far one#u guys dont get it. far literally broke up before thursday even released their first ep#but then in the like year and a half long window far DID reunite thursday literally did 2 shows with them back to back#WITH TOUCHE AMORE AS WELL!!!!!#AND they were full album sets. for some reason#bc this was during the common existence tour. where they had regular ass sets#but for the two far/thursday/touche shows they did all of fc and watt#and the bands did a good bit of sharing#like geoff was on for mother mary#jonah was on for steps ascending#and i dont know what jeremy was on for but i have seen images of him w geoff iirc#anyways. now im tired and wont post either#luh you
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Jon/Nikola is a really funny ship but you know what would be even funnier? Nikola/Peter/Jonah
#Jon who’s that going into your bosses office. Oh nobody. Just the plastic mannequin lady who KIDNAPPED ME#Some1: Hey Jon why is Peter Lukas covered in obnoxious lipstick kisses I thought he was touch adverse#Jon: I don’t k- *gets a vision from the eye* *the most weathered and haggard voice in the world* because Nikola isn’t a person so she can’t#Infringe on his loneliness#Nikola is versatile as fuck. She’s bi-gender. This relationship is m/m/m.#ALSO#JONAH/NIKOLA#HELLOOOOOO#HOD COULD YOU FUCKING *IMAGINE* BEING JON!!! OR TIM!!!! OR GOD FORBID MARTIN!!! I’m literally laughing my ass off#Nikola: Hello Martin my new future stepson! Martin: Ahahaa!! WHAT!!!
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and tbf its not like i've ever cared about dbd's lore except for like 2 characters. also it just got... too annoying to keep coming back to the game because i had to play catch up every single time. i think the last killer i actually bothered to learn the perks of was trickster, and that one time with the knight because i wanted him so bad it made me look STUPID
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